Let me just preface this post by saying- I am a sucker for red velvet cake. I am a sucker for chocolate milk. And, I am a sucker for all things Christmas. Combine all three of these things, & I am in trouble!
So without further adieu, say hello to my new little friend!

That's right. RED VELVET CHOCOLATE MILK! I stumbled across it at Target the other day & believe me, I tried to leave it right where it was sitting there on the shelf, but my will power just wasn't cooperating that day!
It's naughty. VERY naughty. It's got like 5 million calories per 8 oz serving. It will make your butt grow larger just by glancing at the container. It is thick, rich, heavy & all of the things a 29 year old woman trying to shed the last of her baby weight should NEVER partake in!
But oh my goodness is it ever so VERY nice too! It comes in a festive Christmas container {product marketing gets me every time}. It is like drinking red velvet cake {I mean seriously, what could be bad about that}. It is the yummiest thing I have ever tasted in my life!!!
So if you're interested in something a little naughty & something a little nice this holiday season- RUN do not walk to Target & pick some up!
You will thank me later {your butt will not}!
Hahaha! Holly, you're so funny! No Target in my neck of the woods...thankfully, I have enough trouble as it is getting rid of my excess baggage. haha : )
ReplyDeleteThat's just not right! RED milk??? I couldn't do it. LOL at your post, though! Glad you enjoyed the milk.
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